Monday, December 2, 2013

Wiccan Initiation

In a much more ignorant time, October, I gave a presentation on the initiation rites of the Wiccan tradition. Seeing as I forgot to write about it then, now seems like an appropriate time now, what with the deadline looming and all that.

Wicca is a relatively new phenomenon. The practice and rituals were initially set in the early 20th century and draw upon various pagan rituals. Some sects or covens strive to fit the description of the witches people have dreaded of thousands of years. For the most part though, it is a varied collection of people trying to get in touch with the natural universe through rituals.

There isn't one right way to be Wiccan, despite what some covens may say. There are many different covens out there and most of them have their own set of practices for initiation, but none of them are in the running for the world's grossest. However, there are a few overlapping traits among them.

There are traditionally three "degrees" of Wicca. To attain the first degree, there is a stage of isolation. You spend at least a year studying the theology and rituals. You will have a teacher, but are not allowed to participate in larger coven activities until after your first initiation. This is typically a ceremony to reveal the mystery of birth. You are born again as a Wiccan in some manner. The example I found involved being stripped down, tied around the waist with a pseudo-umbilical cord, and lead through some sort of corridor that represents the birth canal.

The second degree involves more studying and an ability to teach the craft. When you're deemed ready by your coven leader, they will give you a test of some kind on the rituals and tools used to perform them. If you pass, you will presented with the mystery of death. This can involve a lot of different things. Some covens make you attend your own funeral. Others use hallucinogens to open communication with the "dead". Others still use perform mild to awful forms of torture to simulate the experience of death. Either way, you should now be more in touch with the afterlife and at peace with your inevitable demise.

The third and last degree is attained when you've been at this whole thing for the better part of a decade. You are now familiar enough with the Wiccan practice to start your own coven, but before that you must endure one more gruesome initiation. You've been born twice and killed once already, so you might be asking yourself, "what's left to experience?" Well, unclench your teeth, because the last mystery to be revealed is about love and sex. The Great Rite, as it's called by some, is often an orgy ritual performed with other masters of the craft (wink wink nudge nudge). At this point, you've made it. The mysteries of life have been revealed to you and you're qualified to become a leader.

Saturday, November 30, 2013

Myth and Music

Myth and music have a long history together. There is a primordial desire in us to create both of them and often they are intertwined. Rhythm and instruments can sometimes convey things hidden in our hearts that mere words can not reach. The music that myth inspires is as varied as the myths themselves. Ranging from tribal dances and chants to hymns to classical orchestras to folk to heavy metal music.

The first I selected was derived from the Christian mythology, in particular the book of Matthew in the New Testament. Bach's St Matthew Passion was commissioned by the church as were many of the work that he composed. The church was responsible for a large part of all classical period music and art in general.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P21qlB0K-Bs

The next I wanted to share because it's an interesting movement that's going on today. The group is named Tyr after the Norse god. They hail from the Faroe Islands and strive to keep their culture and language alive with some awesome rock music. The following is based on the legend of Sigurd.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6krPhtacic

The last song I wanted to share is from the band Symphony X. They are a metal band from New Jersey, but have found a larger following in Europe. The majority of their music is inspired by Greek and Christian mythologies. This particular song explores The Odyssey.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaN3pwBsRf8

There are a lot of examples out there of direct and displaced myths is music. These are just a few of my favorites.

That, Anyway, Is What I Have Learned

I've learned many things during my time spent in LIT285, a class of "true stories", including the fact that learning is merely remembering. I've learned to invoke Mnemosyne to reclaim all these interesting things I've forgotten and to invoke her nine daughters, the muses, to put words to them. I'd forgotten about separations, creations, and the good ol' days. I'd forgotten about initiations, suffering, and the stories they create. I'd forgotten about returns, unveilings, and the retrospection they bring.

I remember now, how everything is perfect in the beginning. What you could call the age of innocence. When everything was simple. We didn't have to worry slaying monsters, founding cities, or solving riddles. Your greatest daily challenge may have been convincing your parents to let a friend come over to the house. Days composed of cocoa puffs and cartoons.  Things were peaceful, quiet, boring.

Things never stay this way for long. Soon enough, the cruel reality of life slaps us in the face. People we love die. Friends betray our trust. Our bodies get cut, bruised, and broken. Like Heracles or Theseus, we are faced with trials and obstacles to overcome, albeit not as cool ones. Trials that seem insurmountable at times. However, we fight our daily fights, and scars are what we get in return. Scars that we receive and those that we give others. The lives we lead become defined by those scars and the stories of how we got them.

The struggle can't go on forever, though. Eventually, we're faced with a challenge that we can't overcome. For many of us who lead less dangerous and likely less interesting lives, this challenge will be old age. A time to reflect on what we've accomplished and share our tales with anyone wise enough to learn from our mistakes. A time to return home to the darkness from which we came.

Our lives and our stories do not have a simple beginning and an end quite like I've outlined. In reality, we are rarely concerned with the story of an individual in it's entirety, and not unlike the Arabian Nights, The Golden Ass, or Sexson's story about the lady next to him on the plane, the best of our stories contain more stories within them. When it comes time to divulge the grand narratives we've experienced, we draw upon the techniques of our favorite story tellers, the ones who enchanted us with their adventures. We also draw upon the same material. Love, lust, war, betrayal, heroes, villains, and monsters. The chain of borrowed techniques goes beyond our storytellers. It goes back to your storyteller's storyteller. All the way back. To the very beginning. To the myths which set the precedence for every story that would be told there after. To stories of snakes and women. And in this way, the stories of old live on in ours.

We don't have to look very far to see the myths replaying themselves out around us everyday. We see our sports heroes and modern Achilles and Heracles. We name our wines and pubs in honor of Bacchus. We create our super heroes in parallel with Oedipus, Theseus, Christ, and others. People often fantasize about Cinderella situations which is an update of Cupid and Psyche, or Rhodopis. Five days out of the week carry the names of Norse and Roman gods. With a little imagination, we can even find the Odyssey in an average day in Dublin June 16th, 1904. However, if you ever feel like you're Megara in your marriage, get out, get out while you can! Your step mother-in-law is quite obviously plotting to kill you because you're holding back her little boy. But I digress, we displace myths everyday. It's just a matter of being able to see them and craft them into the stories to pass on to those around us.

That, anyway, is what I have learned. Or perhaps, remembered.

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Have A Mythological Thanksgiving

I just wanted to take a minute or twenty and wish everyone a happy Thanksgiving break and ponder the meaning of the holiday. The idea was largely based upon my own curiosity, as I wondered what the differences between history and tradition were. Many of us will sit down to a nice big family dinner, but how and why did this become the societal norm? Is it based upon celebrating the Pilgrim's first harvest festival in what would later become the USA, or is the whole thing a story invented to market Butterball turkeys?

The thing I've found interesting about the topic is the contention over who held the first Thanksgiving. The story many of us hear is about the pilgrims who landed in 1620 at Plymouth rock. After a year of hardships, the first harvest season came about since landing. It was a party to commemorate their survival and is often seen as an olive branch between the Pilgrims and the Indians. Some Texans argue, however, that the first Thanksgiving was held by its settlers in 1598 after a 350 mile hike across the desert and the Texans aren't the only ones who want a slice of the action. The Berkley Plantation in Virginia makes claims of holding the first Thanksgiving in 1619, two years before the pilgrims.

No matter which story you look at though, there are no doubt parallels between them. In all three cases, we see people overcoming great hardships after traveling a long ways to make a home in a new land. Perhaps they displace Cadmus over coming his trials to found Thebes, or more likely Theseus bringing change to a land already settled. The holidays celebrating the deeds of the first European settlers on this continent have been carried on year after year by a few New Englanders since they first occurred, but it wasn't until Lincoln's presidency in 1863 that it became a National Holiday.

Why did the Pilgrims, Texans, and Virginians all celebrate the same holiday in different places and years without communication between each other? Harvest festivals are as old as the dirt in which we plant our grain. How will Demeter know we're thankful if we don't show our appreciation? Why not give praise to Asherah for the gifts she has given us? Persephone may already be in the underworld, but there is still much left behind to sustain us during her stay.

Thursday, November 14, 2013

Pat and Ted's Excellent Adventure

This little story begins with  Theodore, whom everyone called Teddy. Teddy was a manly man, always looking for a little bit of adventure especially if it involved some loose women. Now, these kinds of adventure had landed Teddy in trouble before, but never quite like this.

Teddy was sharing rent on nice little apartment in New York with his best friend Patrick at the time. Pat and Teddy had been best friends since childhood and would be wingman for each other when they went out on the town. One debaucherous evening they went out to the bar and Pat couldn't stop talking about this beautiful girl he'd met.

Beer after beer disappeared, and Pat asked Teddy to make him a promise. He made him swear that he wouldn't back out on it, no matter how crazy the request. Being the best of bros, Teddy agreed to the terms without hesitation. That's when Pat told him that he needed his help picking this girl, because she was already with the Mafia Don.

"Oh. Shit." Teddy thought out loud, but he wasn't one to be easily deterred. 

They rolled ideas back and forth, back and forth, on what the best way to go about this was. Eventually, after another beer or five they settled on a plan. Why don't we just stroll up to her door, and ask for her? Sure it was dumb, but with sufficient beer goggles it was looking like a pretty good idea. They went to the don's penthouse suite. Up to the very top the high rise apartment building and rang the door bell.

The door opens and there's the don looking them straight in the eye. The plan was looking a lot less appealing at this point. Teddy worked up the courage to speak to the Don. Sweat condensing in his palms, he explained the imagined circumstances. Pat and her went way back. They were old childhood friends and he'd just found out she was living in the neighborhood. They wanted to take her out for a drink or two and catch up on old times.

"Ah, of course." The Don smiled at them. "That would be no problem at all. I'll go get her, have a seat." He walked down a hall and disappeared. The Don seemed like a reasonable fellow. Pat and Teddy grinned at each other, because the stupidly simple plan was going off without a hitch. That was of course, before the found themselves chloroformed and thrown into the trunk of a car.

They were hauled off to shipping yard and thrown in a crate. He was kept in that shipping yard for a week before he met the don's nephew who kept tabs on the place. The nephew had got the story out of Pat some time ago. And he was willing to cut Teddy a deal. Pay him $5000 dollars or sleep with the fish like Pat. It wasn't a particularly tough choice. He paid the money and got out of town as soon as he could. Teddy lost his ass on the deal, but it beat swimming at the bottom of the Hudson.

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Heroes in our Time

I went to see Thor 2: The Dark World over the weekend and it prompted me to write about the significance of comic book heroes.Not everyone buys into the craze, but it's hard to find someone who isn't at least aware of the existence of Superman, Batman, Wolverine, and Spider-Man. For a character like Thor, the mythological roots are transparent, but most if not all the heroes relate back to the monomyth outlined by Joseph Campbell.

Superman is a particularly interesting study. Like many heroes of myth, superman is born under special circumstances. He is born into the midst of his home world's destruction and must be sent away to be raised by foster parents. An interesting note is that Superman's family name is El, which is a Semitic word meaning god or deity. We don't see much of his life after his being discovered by Jonathan and Martha Kent, but when he becomes relevant again as a character he is the ultimate paragon. This gives him more in common with Jesus than other mythological characters, where Greek heroes are typically morally ambiguous like Batman or Wolverine. In some story arcs, this parallel is taken to the an even further. All-Star Superman is an alternate ending to his character in which he sacrifices himself to save humanity and leaves his knowledge with those closest to him so they can carry on his good will.

 The comic book heroes serve an interesting role in our society. They are a way of taking the hero archetypes and adapting them to our current culture. Heracles still amazes us and influences us, but he is far removed from a person that could exist in our time. The heroes of comic books live in our time and deal with the same monsters we do, albeit exaggerated. The villains represent our fears of science, robots, radiation, space, and the supernatural.

The diversity of accounts is also shared between modern and classic heroes. As there is no one accepted ending to many of the myths, there's not only one incarnation of our favorite comic book heroes. There are numerous artists and writers who have their own spin on the lives of Superman, Batman, Green Lantern, Spider-Man, ect. There are always similar element, so that the hero can be recognized, but their actions and the outcomes of their lives can be wildly different. Another similarity is one of cultural consumption. Despite the large effect that comic heroes have on our society, few people have actually read the books from which they come, but the people who do are often fanatical.

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Folk Tales and Fart Jokes

As you may imagine, I was startled to read about Tasurinchi being stung in the junk on page 109. Poor guy! The short story about one Machiguenga's unfortunate run in with a little demon in the form of a wasp was the most amusing story that Mascarita told, perhaps. It is one of the few stories where Tasurinchi is not killed, transmogrified, or forced to start walking again. It's just a bit of bodily humor meant for a laugh.  Though, there are bits of body humor throughout all the tales. One definite identifier of a kamagarini is its flatulence, it seems. Maybe it's because the easiest way to deal with the less savory parts of our anatomy is with humor, but every culture the world round has its dick jokes.

That, anyway, is what I have learned.

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

We Are Our Stories

Llosa explores the most core themes of civilization and humanity in "The Storyteller". The importance of our stories is something that we likely take for granted on a day to day basis. The heart of our culture beats in the stories that we pass on, whether they be myths, fairy tales, or historical accounts. One of the few things that distinguishes us from any other species on our planet is the ability to communicate complex ideas through language. Telling stories is the very essence of being human.

When the stories of an event, person, or thing cease to exist, they disappear also from our consciousness. My great great grandpa may have been a great guy, but as next to no stories about him have survived to my generation, there is no way of knowing. The same applies to a macro scale, as Saul Zuratas understood. When you assert a new culture's stories over the old, the culture ceases to exist the way it had. If the stories of a culture are forgotten, the culture dies and exists as a shadow in our past.

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Calasso Lap One

Today marks the end of my first reading through The Marriage of Cadmus and Harmony. Despite having read it from cover to cover as slowly and deeply as I'm capable, I wasn't left with a great feeling of understanding at the end. Instead, I have a hundred new ideas floating around in my head with a tangled mess of webs connecting them.

At the end of the day, I know more about the characters of Zeus, Hera, Io, Europa, Cadmus, Harmony, Odysseus, and Helen, but it also illustrated how little of the whole picture I have. As humans, we often try to compartmentalize things in our mind. We are presented with problems, and we try to find the solution. However, myth doesn't fit into the nice compartments we construct. It's an enigma. The questions myths answer are mysterious and as Calasso says "...the answer to an enigma is likewise mysterious." (343)

What I have come to understand is that there isn't one true version of a myth. They're all true, even when they directly contradict one another. Whether or not Penelope was faithful to Odysseus in his absence, or if she slept with all of her suitors and gave birth to Pan, is not of great importance. Both stories tell us something important about human nature. In my own life, I've seen both sides of the story play out for young men who leave a wife at home when they go to war. Both stories ring true. For myth to be the precedent behind every action, it must enumerate every action.

Calasso is a rough initiation into classical mythology, but I'm overall satisfied with the reading experience. It took me out of my comfort zone and exposed me to a side of Greek mythology that I had yet to see. I hope to reread it very soon with a fresh perspective after finishing Metamorphoses and The Odyssey.



Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Rhodopis

I chose to do a deeper reading of page 270 and the section I'd like to expand upon carries into page 271. I found on page 270 was the very confused history of a courtesan named Rhodopis. The story that is most commonly told about Rhodopis is that of greek slave girl who is being held by an Egyptian master.

"One day Rhodopis was out bathing. An eagle snatched one of her sandals from a maid's hands. The bird flew to Memphis, where it dropped the sandal from high in the air onto the Pharaoh's lap as he was judging people's disputes out in the open. The Pharaoh saw that it was a beautiful sandal. He sent men all over Egypt to look for the woman it belonged to. They finally found her, in Naucratis. She became the Pharaoh's wife. On her death, the pyramid was built in her honor." (The Marriage of Cadmus and Harmony, pg. 270-271)



This story was recorded by a greek historian named Strabo and, as you most likely noticed, it is reminiscent of a story you're more familiar with, Cinderella. This isn't the only account of the girls life though.

The other story involves a young Greek man by the name of Charaxus. He came from the island of Lesbos with a shipment of wine to make his fortune. What he found instead was the most beautiful courtesan he'd ever seen and his fortune began to disappear. The account survived through the writings of Sappho who pleaded with her brother Charaxus to return home before that foul strumpet spent every last scrap of his wealth. According to Calasso, "Herodotus was shocked when it was suggested that the Micerine pyramid had been built for Rhodopis. How could a buliding "that had cost countless thousands of talents" belong to a hetaera?"

A fact that both stories agree upon is that, while in slavery, Rhodopis made friends with another slave by the name of Aesop. The life of Aesop is left widely up to speculation as well, but there's no doubt that he was a great story teller. Was Rhodopis' fairy tale ending some how related to her fable weaving friend? It's hard to say, but the story caught on and the Micerine pyramid is sometimes referred to as the Courtesan's pyramid.

Monday, September 16, 2013

Rangi and Papa

Ranginui and Papatuanuku are the sky father and earth mother in the Maori mythology. The Maori people are the indigenous Polynesian people that inhabit what is now New Zealand. The story starts with Rangi and Papa who exist locked in an eternal embrace. In the cramped space between them, they give birth to a pile of children.

Their children live in this claustrophobia inducing darkness for far too long. Tumatauenga, the father of mankind and the god of war, is the fiercest of his brothers and longs to be experience light and day time. He suggests to his siblings that they slay their parents to be rid of the eternal night. Tane, father of the forests talks him down from violence and suggests instead that they push their parents apart.

Rongo, Tangoroa, and Haumia-tiketike work in combined efforts to push their parents apart but fail miserably. It falls back to clever Tane to once again rush in and save the day. After several attempts, Tane decided to try pushing up with his strong legs rather than his hands. With a mighty heave, he tosses Rangi into the heavens.


Everyone is overjoyed with this development, with the exception of Tawhirimatea, the god of storms. He is furious with his brothers for breaking up their parents. The children planned to stay with their mother, Papa, for nourishment, but Tawhiri follows Rangi into the heavens. And now, he sends his diabolical children the winds, rains, and storms to torment his brothers and their children until the end of time.

Thursday, September 12, 2013

Order Amongst Chaos

The axis mundi represents more than just the physical center of the world in most religions. It is also the cultural center and exists near to the culture that perceives it. The further you travel from the axis mundi, the more chaotic the world grows. This idea is tied to divinity in most, if not all cases, as it is usually a divine being who brings order to the primordial chaos of the universe. The chaos is either ordered by an intelligent being or the chaos gives birth to new gods which impose order, but it stands to reason that the place closest to the divine is where you'd find the most order.

What represents the axis mundi varies quite a bit from place to place. In most cases, the object is something large, such as a mountain, column, or tree that stretches far up into the sky. However, Leonardo DaVinci also saw his Vitruvian Man drawing as a microcosm of the universe, with man's navel as the center of everything. It's a little solipsistic for my taste, but to each their own. I happen to know that the center of the world is Yggdrasil, because I've carried it on my back, Atlus style.

Monday, September 9, 2013

But How Did it All Begin?

A simple enough question, but that is rarely indicative of the answer's simplicity. The problem lies entirely on the silly little word "all". What is all? It's beyond our scope as humans for sure and it makes answering the question impossible. How can we answer for everything when we are not even aware of what everything is?

In the story of Zeus and Europa it's made clear that their story doesn't begin with the event currently being presented. It goes back to Zeus and Io who started the circle of abductions in the family line, but it goes further back than that. Without the coupling of Zeus and Hera, there would have been no abduction. Without the coupling of Kronos and Rhea, there would be no Zeus and Hera. Without the coupling of Ouranos and Gaia, there would be no Kronos and Rhea. It's at this point where the classical mythology runs into the same problem that all mythologies present. Where did Ouranos and Gaia come from?

Like a parent trying to answer their child's barrage of "why"s, there is a point where our knowledge and understanding fail. What was the universe like before the Big Bang? Where did Ouranos, Gaia, Apsu, Tiamat, Rangi, Papa, Vishnu, or Yahweh come from? Fortunately, a good story doesn't have to account for everything. A good story starts where the intrigue does. If myth is the precedent behind every action, then it only needs to encompass the actions that effect our lives. For Europa, the story begins with Io because that is where the abductions begin and that is the defining event of Europa's life.